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I am going to do a santa dash Sunday 7th December. It is a 5k run in a santa costume. How on earth do I train for this? I am lost. It is good though, I have a goal. And will get to wear a santa suit. Will be one of 6,000 santas.

santas

Anyway, here are recent pics from phone. To start with a couple of Pilton

pilton

pilton

Fatso probably needs to do a santa run too. Pilton gets to sit on the sofa with me more than wilbr because he is a big bully to wilbr and wilbr needs a break from him sometimes. 5 Seconds later Pilts wee’d on the sofa.

staring down the hole

Sometimes on my lunchbreak I sit on these big steps in Liverpool one and read my book, jot things down in my notebook, enjoy being outside for a bit. I always see people staring down this thing. They lean right over. And people see other people looking and go at look too. Everytime I’m sat there there’s a steady stream of people looking. But I haven’t looked. I’m there all the time but I don’t go over and look, it seems too contrived somehow. One day I will look. I will tell you all about it.

signs your son might be gay...

I was going to say this is a sign your son might be gay… yes, it is a little boy under that wig. But then I realised that no gay man would make the mistake of teaming that pink with red.

best seat on the train

This is the best seat on the train. At the back of the carriage, away from the doors, right in the corner. There’s always space back there, no matter how full the train, and its the best bit. I always head right there.

andre the ass

This is a donkey called Andre. Where is my turner prize???

I am well aware that I have not posted any mass shameful lists of food I have eaten. But I have been twittering things. There will be a serious attempt to get in shape ready for santa dash. I promise.

I am currently very traumatised.

Something very traumatic just happened to me. I am not quite ready to talk about it in any detail but after it happened (and the 60 seconds of blind panic and not knowing how to deal with the situation had passed) I had to apply dettol to several places, including my foot. I am in bed now and feeling a strong urge to apply more dettol to my foot. I also have hand santizer, for when I have to touch things that strangers may have touched, and am considering putting that on my foot too. The dettol is actually surface cleaner and might not be strong enough to disinfect a foot:
dettol

This has been my cleaning product of choice for some time now. I have several bottles placed strategically around the house.

Have applied liberal amounts of sanitiser to hands and feet. It says “Kills germs” in big letters.

Am not feeling any less traumatised.

Pigs are fighting. They came home today and were quiet for a while and now they are having a big loud arguement. Wilbr has been in a mood since he got home. I think the period of quiet was them not talking to each other, now one of them has blown the silence they’re squabbling.

Everything is so traumatic tonight.

I don’t think I will sleep.

holiday home

The pigs are going to their holiday home today! Oh noes! Hoping to bring them home again a week on Saturday provided taking them on the bus and the train goes well.

pilton and his carrot

wilbr